Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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