So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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