just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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