Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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