You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
