Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I forget how to act sober
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