did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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