"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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