When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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