Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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