Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i have herpe
just one?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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