Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
third nipple confirmed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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