did you get engaged???
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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