You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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