i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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