Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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