Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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