My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
