What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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