Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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