I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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