have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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