Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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