He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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