I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
