its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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