Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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