I feel like I'm in dance class right now
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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