I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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