I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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