Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You are the jesus of drinking
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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