I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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