oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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