doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
pray to the hookup gods
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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