Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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