can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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