so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I had to cum in my sink.
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