so explain again why im purple
no
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You made out with two different species that night
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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