Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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