I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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