Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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