You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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