My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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