Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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