O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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