who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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