Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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