Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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