i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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