Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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